Sunday, December 19, 2010

Growing Younger Every Day


To preserve the loveliness of your once-bonnie brown hair
          you dyed it a color that nature never knew
To restore your lovely figure
          you spent thousands on surgery that quickly proved worthless

To combat the wrinkles, without success
          you smeared on expensive creams and got botoxed as well
To renew the vigor you only imagined you once knew
          you swallowed many costly, yet unproven supplements

To mitigate your unwanted increase in maturity
          you piled on the large and expensive gold jewelry
To remain attractive and appealing within the confines of your mind
          you financed new, fancier cars as often as possible

To try and become sleek and fit and to lose the guilt from your awful diet
      You drove twice a week to spend 20 minutes watching TV strolling on a treadmill
To weigh little more than you did as a teen seemed like a great triumph
          Ignoring the fact that wrinkled fat is far bulkier than lean muscle

To combat your ever-lightening skin
          you sought out the sun and attained that leathery, reptilian look
To watch your weight and retain your appeal
          you exposed every bone in your anorexic face

To compensate for the diets which quite utterly failed
          your forced your hair to grow bigger, stiffened up with industrial gel
To keep pace with your rapidly fading sense of smell
          you sprayed on ever more sickeningly sweet but costly perfume

To realize the full creative human potential locked there within you
          you took a six week self-renewal course and went on a few horseback rides
To renew your attractiveness after being dumped and rejected
          you joined a gym and lost 10 pounds til you found another chump

To try and hide the wrinkles, the sags and your bags
          you troweled on many coats of concrete-like beauty plaster
To keep from having to face the void that so clearly beckoned
          you learned to cope by blankly flipping channels

To have it all you burned both ends as you stewed in the middle
          your were worn out too soon and then dried up way too fast

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