Sunday, December 19, 2010

In A Heartbeat, If I Could Just...


Someday I’m going to really live like that music sometimes makes me feel
After a couple years I won’t have to listen to their whiny bullshit anymore
Pretty soon I won’t have to see any of these clowns here again
Just a little while and I’ll be out of here for good

Before you know it, I’ll have all the time in the world
In a heartbeat I would blow this pop stand off, for once and for all
Someday I’ll stay at that place I still remember from in my rear-view mirror
After a couple years every day will be just like Saturday for you and me

Pretty soon I’m gonna drive off in a big old brand new pickup truck
Just a little while and we’ll be doing all the stuff like they do in the movies
Before you know it we’ll beat these old timesheets into funny postcards
In a heartbeat I could pack it in for them parts still unknown

Someday I will take the time to stay a few more days
After a couple years we’ll be off somewhere chasing red Indian sunsets
Pretty soon we can sell this tired old house and retire in real style
Just a little while and we’ll make it to the top of the hill

Before you know it we’ll spend the entire autumn simply watching changing leaves
In a heartbeat, if I could just pay off a few more of these crazy healthcare debts
Someday we won’t just be acting, like we do now, every weekend
After a couple years they’ll see that I really wasn’t just like them

Pretty soon I won’t be all pissed off just because it’s Monday
Just a little while longer and I’m going to walk away from it all
Before you know it we’ll be relaxing together on some white and sandy beach
In a heartbeat I would tell them all to take a hike and ride on out

Someday I’ll have the time to read that stuff I keep on blowing off
After a couple years we won’t even bother to watch TV every single night
Pretty soon we’ll be staying home to avoid the weekend crowds
Just a little while and, Hey listen, I swear, we won’t be too old to enjoy it

Before you know it my dumbass boss will be a just a funny memory
In a heartbeat if only the cars and house didn’t cost so much, each & every month
Someday we’ll sip margaritas every afternoon in the shade of a nice palapa
After a couple years we’ll go on that trek up and through the Nepal Himalaya

Pretty soon the kids will be gone and we can start to travel
Just a little while and I’ll retire and write down the wisdom I distilled from all this bullshit
Before you know it we’ll spend nights in the smoke of the magic campfire
In a heartbeat I could give it up and sell hot dogs at the beach




Someday we’ll blow off health insurance even though we’re a little fat
After a couple years, if things get better, we should be able to retire
Pretty soon your flawed project’s artificial deadline won’t mean Jack to me
Just a little while and me and the Marlboro Man will be out riding on the range

Before you know it I’ll be on to more important things than this
In a heartbeat if I could just hit it right on a couple of quick day trades
Someday soon I’ll chuck all this shit and go off to work for myself
After a couple years it looks like the end should be coming into sight

Pretty soon I won’t find that I’m mad about something stupid all the time
Just a little while longer and there won’t be any more of that boring housework
Before you know it we’ll just be in them commuter’s way as we take off on our next vacation
In a heartbeat I’d walk away from all my MP3s and the big-screen TV

Someday soon I’ll get a break and we’ll roll in style on out to Vegas
After only a couple years I should begin to see a little daylight
Pretty soon all my money won’t be going up in smoke and interest charges
Just a little while and my fat pension might actually kick in

Before you know it we’ll quit working and stop getting any older
In a heartbeat I’d blow off this mess and go away to live like Jesus
Someday we won’t just have to worry about money all the time
After only a couple more years our time is going to come at last

Pretty soon I won’t have to listen all day long to morons on the phone
Just a little while til we ride away in our brand new RV for good
Before you know it we’ll hear the ocean from our hammocks every night
In a heartbeat if we could just find a way to get past this and that

Someday I won’t just be trying to get through another week once again
After a couple years I’m thinking we won’t spend so much time at the malls
Pretty soon now we won’t be so damn tired we cannot see by Wednesday night
Just a little while before we can start to live for whatever things might still really matter

Before you know it, we can start to spend all this time that we’ve been saving every day
In a heartbeat I’d tear up my damn credit cards and burn down the house
Someday we’ll have lots of money and we won’t have to work anymore
After a couple more years we’ll have a little time just to set and think things over

Pretty soon we’ll pack up our reading glasses, prescription drugs and go
Just a little while and we will stand aside and laugh at all the rodents
Before you know it, why, we’ll have time to just wait until the light is right for the picture
In a heartbeat but I got this deadline and we just re-financed the house for Jason’s college

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